TANK!

Real Name: Classified
Stockman Name: Tank
Mad Max Character: Max
Muppet: Waldorf (one of the old guys in the balcony)
Favorite Gun: Kel-Tec PLR-16 Long Range Pistol 223
Favorite Movies: The Thing, Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China
Quote: How are you today? Pow pow pow, stab stab stab, self-inflicted gunshot wound!