Fejj!

Real Name: Classified
Stockman Name: Fejj (aka Lego Hair)
Mad Max Character:  The Gyro Captain
Muppet: Scooter
Favorite Gun: Unknown
Favorite Movies: No clue - Fejj never checks his email and never responded, so I'll just guess and go with whatever gay porn happens to be in his DVD player.
Quote: I hate you guys.

Learn to speak Stockmanese

  Follow this simple song to learn all you need to know about the Stockman secret language.

Finally, a resource for US!

A wiki I might actualy use - The Boobpedia!

Caution - this will probably piss your wife off!  You have been warned!
MOST DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

If Dusty had been a cashier instead of a stockman

Thank god our man Dusty was born a Stockman; otherwise, he might have ended up like this cashier.

Stockmen of the World...

1. Be a stockman.
2. Have some HTML skills
3. Have a digital camera/camera phone
4. Have some serious class envy issues (don't we all?)
5. Come up with this web page

Fuck you and your H2

  Must be a lot of stockmen in the world; go to submissions and check out the pictures - all 4300 of them.  Thats a lot of love for Hummer drivers.

Wild Thing!

Real Name: Classified
Stockman Name: Wild Thing
Mad Max Character:  V8 Interceptor 
Muppet: Fozzie Bear
Favorite Gun: SSR-AKMS
Favorite Movies: Half Baked, Dazzed and Confused, Super Bad, The Matrix Trillagy, Apocolipto, Brave Heart
Quote: What happend last night?

CEO-to-Worker pay - they make 364 time what you do.

  Yep, it's true - the people at the top make 364 times what you do.  Or, if you think of it this way, if you make $30000 a year (yeah, right), a typical CEO makes in 1 day what you make in a year.  Alternatively, they could fire the CEO and afford to hire 300 + new employess (or maybe give the rest of us a damn raise once in a while).  And yet, back in the 80's, the ratio was more like 70 times worker pay.

Ceo-to-worker pay

  Sooner or later, the peons will get the drift - you're pretty much worthless to us corporations.  One of these days, fellow stockmen, there will be either a revolution or the Stockalypse...then the real fun will begin.