The Cranky Stockman

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. Fight Club, 1999.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Stockmen of the World...

1. Be a stockman.
2. Have some HTML skills
3. Have a digital camera/camera phone
4. Have some serious class envy issues (don't we all?)
5. Come up with this web page

Fuck you and your H2

Must be a lot of stockmen in the world; go to submissions and check out the pictures - all 4300 of them. Thats a lot of love for Hummer drivers.